Professional Painting Solutions
Licensed . insured . experienced
Bradley Painting Services
The Reality Check !
Did You Know ....
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Our Service Tiers:
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Good and Cheap - It won't be fast.
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Fast and Good - It won't be cheap.
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Cheap and Fast - It won't be good.
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The Monday to Wednesday Miracle
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Did you know that requesting a quote on Monday and expecting the crew to show up Wednesday, is a great way to test our sense of humor? We love the enthusiasm but quality requires planning, not a magic wand.
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The Telepathic Quote
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Did you know that asking "how much it costs to paint a house" without referencing specifically as to what you want painted is like asking how many snowflakes will fall next winter?
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I See A Spot Moment
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Did you know that installing new and brighter lights in your house after the painting is completed will burn the same amount of calories and take the same amount of time if you changed them before the painters arrived?
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The Vanishing Act
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Did you know that waiting until we're 5 gallons in to mention you "hate the color" you choose is a bold lifestyle choice? It's a great way to ensure we get to spend another intimate week together. Cha Ching!
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The Pinterest Pipe Dream
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Did you know that showing a photo of a $100,000 architectural masterpiece and asking for that exact look on a "budget of a few hundred bucks" is the highlight of our lunch break? We do enjoy a little humor from time to time.
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Cutting Costs
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Did you know that promising an "empty room" and leaving a grand piano and an 8 foot hutch full of glass trinkets in the corner will save you money for the square footage we didn't paint and the movers fees we didn't charge?
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The obstacle Course
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Did you know when you hired us that we are painters and not household movers? If we have to play tetris with your heavy oak dresser and climb over the 300lb treadmill just to reach the baseboards, you're going to see a gym membership fee on your final invoice.
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Figured I'd Save Money
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Did you know that when you buy the cheaper paint to save yourself a buck, it ususlly takes a third coat instead of two. Congratulations, you saved $20. on materials and spent an extra $200 on labor. Math is fun!